Nightmare Day

Just got my allergy panel results back:

I can no longer eat:

EGGS
DAIRY
GLUTEN

I will probably die of starvation.

Also, I lost my fucking wallet. I left it at a cafe and I'm not getting it back. I canceled everything and can only pray that I get a new driver's license before I have to get on a plane at the end of the month.
Wish it hadn't had so much cash in it (which is, of course, totally rare).

Today can suck it.